Recent reviews by Seadog

The video game equivalent of Wile E. Coyote painting a tunnel into a rock face.

Visually, it's fantastic - high fidelity graphics, detailed level design and animations, but it's all in service of a half-baked (closer to raw probably) story that fails to be compelling in any way and which you could probably complete in one sitting, ignoring any collectibles.

this is my 'dad game'. my future children will need to complete this before they're allowed to play modern warfare 12 or whatever

I'm bored of the rugged, 20 something protagonist with a chiselled jawline and a voice you've heard a million times before - I want to play as a 47 year-old civil engineer who just looks like a guy you'd see at the pub.

Incredibly overrated, if you're looking for something with an interesting narrative and characters, play *any* of the Arkham games instead.

pure dark souls crack