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>used to watch some youtubers play this game
>randomly find it while browsing games during a sale several years later
>get it and play it for a bit with some friends
>forget i have it for the better part of a year since it seems dead
>*game has an update to install*
>thinking its bug fixes
>*a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ saw blade unicycle*
>cinema

Neat little game, it's an rpg, pretend I wrote a second description of the game, and has an older style of graphics. Can you give your character a massive ass and pair of tits? Yeah, almost a standard of character creation now days. Are you gonna get allegations of being a furry for playing/having this game, or just being weird? If your friends are real ones then, yeah probably.

Neat game, gonna play it more (with both hands), wonder what else is gonna get added since it's early access.

No way they made SFM into a game?

Where democracy has failed, the Emperor fulfills. Courage and Honor.

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Fruit Ninja but the fruits are people that have guns and want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ murk you and you are one tap to everything making you a very weak V1 from Ultrakill except slower and less style but more aura because s w o r d t h a t c u t s p e o p l e i n h a l f and its also very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard... I wish she said that... so anyways its like Fruit ninja

Yes you can make the ass fat but damn, didnt think it would weigh down the pace of the game THAT much

Very buggy game but not as many bots as the sequel.

It's a good game but if you're planning to have fun with pvp after finishing the game, good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ luck cuz every-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-body wants to just not play the game and just kite and kite and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kite.

Master piece ruined by the beholders.

This game has a serious bug problem, lots of bots too.

But stepping back from the irony, the current state of the game (at the time of writing and possibly future) isn't the best, developers aren't fixing significant crashing issues on all platforms and game breaking and/or match ending bugs however I hope that I, as well as my fellow helldivers aspiring and in service, can give Arrowhead the benefit of the doubt that this is due to Autodesk Stingray (game engine hd2 uses) being an old game engine and discontinued with no updates, along with corporate deadlines creating an ever growing mountain of technical debt as the devs have stated several times.

I, as well as many others, hope that this game doesn't die since quite frankly this game is awesome to say the least but the glaring issues that are running rampant are making that a possibility. As the community of this game all we can really do is hope that Arrowhead can get their ♥♥♥♥ together and make a comeback and keep the game from dying.

But until it does, the fight for managed democracy, for Super Earth, lives on as a celestial middle finger to tyranny.