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meow... für das Achievement~

Psst, hey kid. Im looking for people to invest in my idea. I wanna open an atmospheric strip club filled with real life anime girls just so i can play trippy ♥♥♥♥ like this 24/7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJHS9cpkfQM

Serious question: If we were both real anime school grils would you kiss me like this?;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2huXTakCEg

What’s good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕6

Sire, I bring words from the alpacas.

They demand a total of 20 tons of hay. But since they have no concept of math whatsoever, they'll likely settle for a cut-up apple. What are your orders? :D