great username dude

Birthday

i miss dylan where are you dylan

you are an eshayz lad

dylan tha legend

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Bro, I finally got around to getting to dota update. nek minnut you take like a 2 week break from steam lol.

Too many ♥♥♥♥♥ on the dance floor
Too many ♥♥♥♥♥ on the dance floor
Too many ♥♥♥♥♥!
Too many ♥♥♥♥♥ on the dance floor

Going to the party
Sippin on Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only boobs I see tonight will be made of origami

Tell the players, make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor bro-hoe ratio
5 to 1 is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mark its time to go
Wait outside all night to find
20 dudes in a conga line

Too many ♥♥♥♥♥ on the dance floor
Easy to fix!
Too many ♥♥♥♥♥ on the dance floor
Spread out the ♥♥♥♥♥!

Too many dudes
With too many ♥♥♥♥♥
Too close to my ♥♥♥♥
Too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle
Skedaddle with the cattle prods

Too many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sisters
Too much time on, too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans