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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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"My ethicator machine must've had a built-in moral compromise
spectral release phantasmatron! I'm a genius!" --- Calvin
Life is full of surprises but never when you need one.
-- Calvin
Why do we drink cow's milk? Who was the first guy who first looked at a cow
and said "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze
'em!"? -- Calvin
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