So this happened like a year ago, me and my girl decided to try anal for the first time in our lives so we get into her bed and im loving the ♥♥♥♥ out of it right feels really good man, but then like 10 mins in i feel like something is pushing back on my ♥♥♥♥ i start to pull it out expecting my ♥♥♥♥ to be covered in ♥♥♥♥ but nope its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tapeworm and its wrapped round my ♥♥♥♥. i can feel it constricting trying to go back into my gfs ass, i fight the urge to vomit all over her back and began to pull it out of her ass. its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 5 feet long and my gf says "whyd you stop?" she turns and sees this 5 foot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tape word covered in ♥♥♥♥ coming out of her ass. she starts to have a panic attack and starts to vomit this white sludge thats smells like ♥♥♥♥. her parents storm into the room expecting us to be doing homework or something. her mother faints and falls forward and lands on the white vomit and her dad almost pukes but then calls 999. her mother wakes up just to vomit all over the floor. ambulance comes and takes my gf and her dad gives me a ride home and a clean pair of clothes. drops me off and says "try get some sleep remember the early bird gets the worm