Part 1:

Welcome back to sauce or loss, with the Van Der Linde gang,
ARTURD, show us your hentai.

Alright Dutch let me see what I can pull out.

BIG TIDDIES, FAT ASS!

NO,NO Blue balls, let me show you what it's all about.

JESUS, MICAH IS THAT A TRAP?!

NO, NO Dutch i'm sorry, I did not know that it had a penis.

Looks like Micahs gay, you know what we do to gays boah.

No i'm not gay I swear.

We'll see about that Micah.

NO NO NOT THE GAY ZONE

Part 2:

Sauce or Loss with the Van Der Linde Gang, R tur, Mah boy Please don't tell me you've run out of good sauce.

Nah Dutch I never run out of sauce, I'm always on the internet. Here you go.

Woo Boy.

Gee Arthur, won't ya put that in the pot over here with all of us.

Now my boy john show off your sauce

here you go dutch, hope you like it.

Woooooo Weeeee, That's some good sauce there john

Please do share that sauce

Hey, hey guys. Arrthur, I got some pretty good hentai myself

Bill, oh god

Alright bill, won't you throw some in the pot

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥, bill that's a child, you know what that means bill.

WAIT, WAIT no no no no n...

TIME TO GO TO THE POLICE!

Please don't touch mah butt too hard.

Can't be bothered to do the rest.