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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 9:36am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 4:52pm

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 8:09pm

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 9:34am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 3:42pm

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 10:58pm

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 3:19pm

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 5:02pm

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 11:21pm

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 8:31am

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 14 May, 2019 @ 3:45pm

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 10:26pm

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:29am

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 7:37pm

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 9:26pm

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 4:23pm

MacPlayer

There can be only one.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 7:36pm

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 9:09pm

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 8:16pm

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 10:36pm

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 3:37pm

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 9:26pm

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 2:16pm

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 11:28am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 1:05pm

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 11:00am

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 9:37am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 14 May, 2019 @ 3:45pm

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 7:45pm

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 11:14pm

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 11:24am

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 6:49pm

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 11:28pm

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 2:35pm

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 9:22pm

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 11:01pm

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 11:18pm

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 12:47am

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 11:39am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 14 May, 2019 @ 12:38pm

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 10:02pm

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 3:52pm

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 3:22pm

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 11:10pm

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 1:00pm

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 14 May, 2019 @ 12:52pm

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 14 May, 2019 @ 6:17pm

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 8:40pm

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 6:36am

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 10:29am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 6:53pm

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 10:08pm

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 10:40pm

He trusted you...

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2020 @ 7:51pm

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 9:58am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:54am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:21am

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 10:32am

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 2:50pm

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 10:32am

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 1:15pm

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:12pm

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 10:04am

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 5:57pm

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 6:31pm

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11pm

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 5:12pm

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 5:21pm

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Exterminate!

All the ambushes have been cleared out. The Terminator and Rambo would have been proud.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Between worlds

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Refugees are safe

You rescued the refugees. Welcome to the Inquisition's blacklist!
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 8:15am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:54am

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27am

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:09pm

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:22pm

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:06am

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 2:39pm

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 6:13pm

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 6:14pm

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 4:16pm

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:55pm

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 4:26pm

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59pm

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 4:02pm

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 5:22pm