Oh, these? My boobies? My massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky boinkies? My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tits?

yer bum's oot the windae

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Hey Bestie, It's not unusual when I see you, that I can see a rather large bulge in your trousers. I'm sure its almost like you always have a semi. When I ask you what you've been up to, you tell me you've been looking at pictures of Femboys. I'm not surprised to be honest, these Femboys are really good looking and it really does make you wonder what it would be like to be with one. Who knows, maybe during our trip away to Asia you'll get to sample it (for jokes of course!) and then let me know, or better yet, show me. Take care, Steve

In the song titled "Milkshake" by Kelis, she exclaims how all the boys show up in her yard for milkshakes which claim to be better than mine. Not only is this self entitlement, but she doesn't give any valid reasons as to why her milkshakes are better. According to the lyrics of this boastful chant, she is willing to offer lessons for making such a milkshake but for a price. Could that mean that the ingredients used to make this milkshake cost more than the labelled price and instead of increasing it to maintain profit, she gives lessons on how to make such a milkshake in order to compensate for her lack of total earnings? Is she that desperate to keep ALL the boys in her yard!? A low price in exchange for a higher consumer rate, and yet she claims that her milkshakes are better than mine. What if she were to increase the prices, will all the boys still head to the yard cause the milkshake is THAT good??

First off, yes I'll admit I find some of you pretty attractive. I am a normal, healthy, biological male. Of course I'm attracted to women, and that should be seen as a compliment. That does not automatically mean my intentions were to sleep with you. I don't understand how the words 'Hi, how are you?' gets translated into 'Hi, do you have a boyfriend?' When we started having a conversation in one of the threads did I precede my comment with 'Hi, sorry I'm already attracted to someone else?'Sure, maybe some day after getting to know each other a bit more, an infatuation might develop and we could start dating. But women these days seem to think that hetero men are incapable of having a platonic relationship with the other sex.