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24 of 27 (89%) achievements earned:
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BALL FUN TIME

Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2019 @ 10:50pm

Pet Cemetery

Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2019 @ 11:26pm

Jesus, Are You Still Listening To This?

Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 11:16am

You Almost Solved It! Keep Going!

Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2019 @ 11:20pm

Clone on Clone Crime

Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 10:16pm

Don't Get Dooped

Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 10:10pm

Instant Clone Soup

Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 12:25pm

WE <3 MURDER

Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 12:25pm

It's A Video Game, Kill Something!

Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 12:11am

Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me!

Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 9:29pm

Daddy Gotta Eat!

Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 12:54am

Here's Donny!

Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 10:16pm

That went well...

Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 10:45pm

No Winners In This Game!

Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 12:28am

Final Upgrade!

You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick!
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 12:58am

Really? This Game's Not That Good

Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 11:03am

Trover ****s the Universe

You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 12:28am

BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE

IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 12:27am

Bet You Can't Make 100

You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 12:32am

You Actually Did It?!

What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 12:25pm

You Didn't Have To Do That

You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2019 @ 10:58pm

Worst Guest Ever

You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer! Someone should probably call the police...
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 11:32am

The Ultimate Happy Ending

Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 2:16am

Jopo

Jopo Saves the Universe
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2019 @ 2:57pm



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