READ THIS BEFORE YOU ADD ME!

Dear scammers, phishers, hackers and general solicitors,

Please give up!

I have never fallen for a single one of your (by now) dozens of types of hair-brained schemes on any of the (quite literally) thousands of occasions you've attempted them, and i'm not going to start now.

If you add me when I'm online, and you don't reply, i'm ignoring you. If you add me, and you only have a handfull of free games on your profile, i'm ignoring you. If you add me and you have a private profile, i'm ignoring you. If your profile is filled with trade advertisments, i'm ignoring you. If i see any links to 3rd party sites on your profile, i'm ignoring you.

I will also report you if you attempt to:

- Try to impersonate one of my friends.
- Try to send me any links, or otherwise try to convince me to click on any links.
- Try to convince me to visit your "totally legit" trading site.
- Try to convince me to visit your "totally legit" gambling site.
- Try to convince me that i've won a "totally legit" prize.
- Try to convince me that i can make money using your site, your link, your ad tag or any other method.
- Try to convince me to play in your "totally legit" league, tournament, competition or "friendly match".
- Try to offer to trade or buy any of my items through third-party accounts, sites, people or any other medium.

If you add me without reading this, you are wasting my time.

If you add me without reading this, i will make it a point to waste your time.

If you added me without reading this, and you are reading this now, because I SENT YOU HERE TO READ THIS, then: HELLO! WELCOME! Bet you wish you'd read this first now, huh? Bet you'll think twice about not reading people's bios' now, huh?

It's been a fun few years making fun of you scammers, but really now: it's enough. I'm bored of it now, and i'd rather not have to put in the effort.

So really: if you're smart, GIVE UP! MOVE ON! Go bother someone else. There's no payday for you here.