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Akershus, Norway
 
 
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Palps 27 Sep, 2020 @ 1:56am 
Yeah 28 US marines pulling up in black Ford Raptor trucks. Helicopters landing. Ram Ranch is under siege, under lockdown. US marines are gonna ♥♥♥♥ Ram Ranch cowboy butts. Looking for Prince Harry, gonna ♥♥♥♥ Prince Harry’s butt. Yeah wild buff cool US marines gonna ♥♥♥♥ cowboy butts.
Palps 12 Aug, 2020 @ 2:58pm 
(or atleast as cute as a girl when you're dressed up in an overlarge trench coat) xxx sorry! i dunno you look really weird im really not into girls i am into guys if that makes sense. i actually find some people sexy when i see one i wouldnt ever look at a girl in real life. i think im being too girly i like the male characters in video games so i have a hard time with it im totally up to date (except when it comes to zombies) but i also like to talk about video games i think you are cute and I wish you the very best!
Palps 12 Aug, 2020 @ 2:58pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Ezpen 20 Sep, 2018 @ 11:52pm 
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Me-Me_Master69 25 Jan, 2018 @ 6:59am 
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Arbiter. That perfect, curvy body. Those long, exoskeletal hands. The amazing hat of a literal god. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and birth a set of his perfect offspring.

I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get impregnated by Arbiter. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Halo create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?!

Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.