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239.6 hrs on record (217.2 hrs at review time)
Feel like I can finally recommend this game - Finally feels like the ultimate package with all the content from the previous two games as well as a plethora of new content within this game as well. CA received the message from the community loud and clear that we weren't happy, and they made rapid changes to fix that.
Good game
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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104.3 hrs on record (51.5 hrs at review time)
I love running out of ammo and then screaming at the top of my lungs "THEY HAVE TWO TANKS NOT ONE" at my friends who have already been rapidly disassembled by the first tank.

10/10 just buy the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.
Posted 17 February, 2024.
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353.8 hrs on record (177.9 hrs at review time)
Devs are blatantly milking their fanbase and showing no level of respect for any of them. They are also ruining the ingame economy. DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME
Posted 23 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
238.5 hrs on record (98.5 hrs at review time)
Making this review at 100 hours in the game, no doubt there will be many more to come but after experiencing the other top rogue-like games I really have to say this might be the best one I've ever played, I was drawn into the game by the setting and it's simplistic yet incredibly good looking graphics for what it is (any of the levels with water and reflections look *chefs kiss*) however it wasn't long before I was straight on the wiki seeing how I could unlock certain characters and seeing what items did.

At around 30 hours of gametime I happily threw my money on the table for the repentance bundle, with all the new items, characters, bosses and more that it added (plus the modding capabilities it provided) it was just the complete experience after this, I'm constantly coming back to the game with new things to do everytime and I'll have new things to do for probably around 500-600 more hours of gameplay.

I could probably sit here for about 2 hours writing about everything I like about the game, but I don't feel like writing an essay on steam.

Just buy the game.
Posted 22 December, 2022.
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0.9 hrs on record
My friend gifted this to me after discovering it was on sale for a very cheap price, and honestly going into it I was incredibly optimistic, however the gameplay soon boiled down to a weird colour matching thing that unlocked these strange lewd photos of fur people? Regardless I pressed on throughout the game, soon becoming a colour matching master, maybe it will get better, but then I hit level 11, "I've seen this before" I thought to myself, and low and behold, IT WAS JUST LEVEL 1, but with less clothing, again, don't really understand what these weird photos have to do with the game but sure.

Skipping ahead a few levels, I hit my first real challenge at level 21, once again I am faced with the exact same picture as levels 1 and 11, however this time I have to match 18 pairs instead of 9 or whatever it was before, this difficulty spike intrigued me, maybe there was a shiny gold camo at the end? Or some reason to go and have a second playthrough of the game? but no, once I finished the game after level 40, I was left with nothing more to do, and a badge on my steam to tell me I've finished all the content. WTF game?!?!? why on earth would I play the game if there is no reason to return, how the hell do the developers intend on retaining players?!?!?

In conclusion, Hentai Furry is a terrible game, with no reason to replay it after your first playthrough (which only took 55 minutes by the way) it has the most unimaginative gameplay loop possible, it could be that the game was intended for adults with the mental age of a child, that could explain the colour matching?

1/10 trailer was promising but it flopped just like BF2042
Posted 2 November, 2022.
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1.5 hrs on record
Play this game, I don't care if you say you don't want to just play the game.
Posted 17 June, 2021.
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2,260.2 hrs on record (1,170.6 hrs at review time)
This is the best game I'd never recommend to another friend who hasn't played it before.

Mhmm changing this review ♥♥♥♥ bungie higher ups actual scum with the way they treat the players.
Posted 28 April, 2021. Last edited 6 November, 2023.
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103.0 hrs on record (15.6 hrs at review time)
very nice
Posted 16 April, 2020.
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4.1 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
good game

Posted 23 November, 2019.
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1,221.5 hrs on record (437.9 hrs at review time)
very nice i enjoy arma 3 lots especially KOTH and mods are very nice
Posted 2 July, 2019.
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