good game man

The family has really been going downhill without you boss. We lost Edd because he entered a high stakes uno game on top of a train, got excited when he won, then fell off. Jimmy has taken charge and started forcing us to have group smelling sessions so that we can recognize each others scents across town but I think he has ulterior motives. You were lucky to make it out when you did, the once a week mayo baths you made everyone do has been voted out of the system. Its made coping with you leaving the family harder because our old duo mayo baths were crazy. I also miss the days when we would get really sweaty together, gather it in a bowl and dump it on unsuspecting grandpas. Used to call that bunker busting the homeless, good times. I hope the new family treats you well and that they comfort you when you have that reoccurring nightmare where you accidentally join a vc while peeing and the other person also happens to be peeing and you hear each other pee. that was always crazy ♥♥♥♥.

i wuv u uwu x3

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+rep because I feel like it