zesty travis <--- cry baby (( 10yo old brain damage unluck

Hey, you may remember me from Garry's Mod a few years back. Hope you're doing well.

Now, I must return to my home. My people need me. *Gets beamed back into a spaceship that looks like Shrek*

Greetings, fellow carbon based lifeform, you have been chosen by me, a professional ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, to be given the following message. I am so damn sorry. "Gotta go fast!" "It is essential for you to move swifty!" "It is of upmost importance that your body is travelling across the land at a speed one would consider significantly higher than average!" "You as an entity within our realm of existance must have forces exerted on yourself in order to propel yourself forward in a manner somebody would most likely describe as rapid, prompt, or speedy, as it is vital to our existance! Without such speed, one would fail to assert their own right as an entity on this planet most capable of propelling themselves using the bones and flesh to accelerate at a rapid pace!" ..............................................................Again, I am sorry. ;-;

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Well, guess that sucks.