when i was 6, i killed a guy, with a crucifix... i made sure not to miss.

Wherever I go, my amazing Immortal Dota rank follows me like a stench. Men, women, children, anyone: if they hear that I have extreme skill and a diverse pool of mains, they only see me as some gamer god.

Sometimes I'll be on my way home, thinking it's past-time to get funny. But then crowds plead me to my computer and beg me on their hands and knees to let them witness "another 5 man cogs." Is that all I am? A set of fingers, a pair of eyeballs, blessed and cursed to be so much better than you at this game?

Pro Dota players of Steam: how do you get along with others when all they can think about is your dextrous fingers and massive map awareness?

i'm in massive trouble i don't give a 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 when my court date is they can come and arrest me there have been lots of strange things happening lately two nights ago my gfs cupboard opened on its own and i was just looking at myself cuz it got a mirror on it lol also last night my gf says that the taps turned on in the bathroom and my fone lit up at the same time there has been a ghost at her house for a longtime its not about me also i think i'm closer to god now more than ever i think i need prison i'm sorry if i ever hurt anybody it was drinking but drink is because of no love if you get me i'm drunk now and alls i care about is myself i'm going prison and wanted you to know there are a few characters i'm angry with sorry i can't help it i started going church because evil thoughts got to my head

phil collins was on in car on way back from police thank you for not pressing charges u know who u are 🙏 if i ever fall into drinking again and start being nasty please do press charges i'd like u to because i bloody deserve it 🙈 i'm not going back to my ex partner drinking its not her fault anyway its me i been like this since school drinking and slowly getting worse taking the piss instead of growing a pair and taking it out on other ppl now iv gotten older n realised i've missed out 😟 i'm still up to my neck in trouble for other things anyway and most of all almighty god sees everything and nobody getting past him anyway he is the best god save our gracious souls ✝️

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Hi bro, check Dota 2 Exhange bot where you can trade your useless rares or mythicals for really good items. They want just 32 rares for Codicil and 10 rares for rippers reel
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hey aeon mate how u been keeping

How many Vidja you play a day?

you alright

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just a kawaii japanese schoolgirl .^ and I love to play VIDYA GAMEZ!!! sumtims I can be really RANDUM :3 I love <3 animu and mango and it helps me get through rough times like when my favorite animu or mango ends!!!! THATS THE WORSE-desu!!! if u want to play any games with me just ask because I LOVE to just hang out and if anyone wants an imouto or onee chan, don't be nervous to ask :P
p.s. thigh highs are the way into my heart <3

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

PCs are for sad geeks who have no life.

Game consoles are for those who want to entertain themselves.

I once tried using a PC - it was an absolute nightmare! (those who create these various versions don't exactly make them for the novice; they wrongly assume EVERYONE is a Geek) And using it was WORSE!!! Besides, I've ALWAYS used XBox, and it's too late to teach this old dog new tricks. And when PCs become as easy to use as XBox, games are as easy to load into PC as it is for XBox, and there's Halo 2 ported to PC (or better still, XBox games are compatible with PC), THEN I'll use it And You PC-ers DARE to accuse Bill Gates of being the 'Antichrist'?! At least he makes his game consoles EASY to buy & use!!!

So, until then, I say:
GET THEE BEHIND ME, PC-SATAN!!!

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jeez i've played with that babs guy before, he was like "no worries i am pro" then picked ember and FED allllllll game!!!!
lets get this out there so people know to avoid this tumor.

eez i've played with that babs guy before, he was like "no worries i am pro" then picked ember and FED allllllll game!!!!
lets get this out there so people know to avoid this tumor.

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