Welcome to my Steam profile!

I’m not saying I’m bad at games, but let’s just say NPCs send me ‘Get Well Soon’ cards. I’m here to collect games I’ll probably never play, dominate (or be dominated) in multiplayer, and master the art of dying creatively in every game I touch.

Favorite hobbies include:
• Blaming lag for my poor aim
• Forgetting to reload mid-fight
• Speedrunning tutorials