Recent reviews by LOUD_COLOR

git gud and just jump off this cliff, trust me, its a secret shortcut


\[T]/ praise the sun

tldr: nana babyboys dont cry, compared to any other earlyacces its even with the better ones in performance and matchmaking, the danger-enviroment auto-disables camp-tankgear-bulletsponge-ing like in other games and the atmosphere is just amazeballs <3


This is by far the BEST battleroyale idea!
...after all this strange hype-Mod-hype-SA-hype-Mod-hype-SA history, from arma2 dayz to surrvival everywhere to pubgmod-SA and again battleroyale everywhere just hype everything everywhere, finaly there is a really good imagination of all this copy-paste-reskin-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
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YEAH THE SLIDING FROM THE TRAILER IS MISSING XD
but in general the game forces players to move quickly, and does not encourage campingpossies nor loothamsters...
the environment is permanently distracting and engaging
spectator-weather-votes make it really fun to keep in the match, even besides simple taktik-voyourism and learning purposes^^
the weather impacts on the gameplay are basic and i hope there will be bigger differences in future, but the idea itself is great allready ;)

with the general faster gameplay than other games, there is not much chance for campers or even worse ultra-upgeared-tripple-headshot-bullet-sponges which makes it in general more skill based than experience dependent...
as i ever hated fps games where players have classes with differing stats and such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i didnt even realise what im missing in games these days.... but i think its best described in pure-gameplay-fun instead of progress-based-fun
this game feels like juggling, its filling its purpose only by beeing played, not by any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unlocks or rewarding shinylootcrates^^

the anomalys and radiation feel realy great in comparison to the general blue magic ring we ran away from in like every BRgame before^^
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i think its pointless to count the features here, just read the shoppage xD
all i need to say is, it feels great, for me even more like the first 100h of dayz than pubg, as there are often situations, where pve causes players to decide between die for one pvp-kill or surrvive with the chance to get killed...
its amazing psychological/social fun even without ingame voicechat yet....
...who could have imagined a NON-KOS battleroyale?
...i actually really enjoy this game even if i have not much time for games these days, this here made me skip sleephours before work more often than it should xD

sure the game is unfinished and i must admit, media does not lie completely, it crashed allready 2 times for me xD
and yes, sometimes i waited even 5 minutes for matchmaking....
but NOW REMEMBER pubg-beta... yes, waiting 15 min was no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke, it was daily buisness... so Im totally ok with 1-3 minutes of waiting...
(still one of my favorite games, is titanfall1+2 while both have bigpapa EA in the back, theyre both about 10 minutes matchmaking^^)

somehow customization is on its way, but aslong there is no fancy naked-underwear and bigboobs mode i dont really care for those features...
I hope this will not need a cosmetic paywall as pubg seemingly needs for their cocaine supply^^
but who knows, survavium also promised a lot at first^^

well, yes, we all lost trust into vostok, yes there are reasons, yes there are many worse devs, and even more worse publishers...
so i hope its not neccesiary to call them all (EA in genereal, COD12349108245, battlecraftminefieldsurrvivalXYZ, or the worst of all MOBAs and MOBA-shooter-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)
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I hope very much, this will become a real game!

sure its unfinished as fuq, but tbh, its nowhere been advertised as finished...

so maybe we must admit, all media and hate-train-followers just need to learn what early acces means...

if you buy an early acces, you do not buy a game,
you rather support the idea of a game and show your will to contribute at its development...

whoever buys any earlyacces, but does only intend to "play" for 2 hours instead of "testing" it for 124323 hours and regular reports bugs in forum, should better keep away from early acces because those people are pure cancer for the development and succes.... polluting the minds of people with incompetent frustration in early state is like comparing drawings with children in kindergarden and burn all paper so they cant practice to get better atall...
...hating an early acces, based on minimum testing and highexpectations (which would nor EA, Ubi, Blizz be able to fulfill)
is a fistpunch without reason, in the face of all others who bought it on purpose (instead of boredom)

well those persons would be better at peasant-town rocking some playboxstations with pokemunchies and hellokittyonline^^

first gamesession, no sleep, allnight-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-russia-and-instant-workshift ...
well freaking tired im back home, typing this placeholder pre-review in a hurry cuz, if can skip sleep for another night, yeah then theres a lot of babushkas to be rescued, blinis to be eaten and achujel to be said...
so far, na hui duraki reality!
cant wait for my next fine rotten rat meat meal shared with some stranger who doesnt know hes feed by an psychopathic mushroom expert who loves good-bye-by-my-knife type adventurous black outs at the fireplace^^
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i miss the meanwhile "basic expectet" movement functions, like sneak (not only crouch), prone, lean sideways/ peak around corners or leaping over obstacles aswell as simple climb ladders, boxes, rocks whatever ingame elements which right now can only sometimes and only with luck be messed at around, above, atop ....
...audio-precission for locating whatever mooving existence that camps in the dark...
...more punishment for dead, more reward for kills, less pure-game-time-gear-level-dominance
and more dynamic health effects depending on surroundings and weather
...yeah not to forget, unconcious state and dragging bodys around!
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obligatory, more open buildings, or better, open/close-doors and containers... sure more enviromental resources and general motivating revards for exploring beyond questlines....
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but what do i know, only 6 hours yet...
so for now, no will to write anymore, but will to live level noneedtosleepaddiction
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very good EarlyAcces.... not sure if it makes sense to burn valuable interest and gametime into unfinished but allready playable and enjoyable projects, as dayz might get what we all hoped and be an hyperultraawesome game some day, Ive allready had my 300 hours in the alpha, and somehow not judgeing dayz for it, but after 300h playing an unfinished game instead of just testing features to support development, it wont really match the funlevel of this first 120000k hours "playing an alpha" test, prolly wont even hustle to "test the game" whenever its rtr1.0 state

clickerabooOOoom <3
fuq yeah thats the spirit!
fell over my bed cuz i got so engaged to ignore my playarea and chaperone twice...
damn my room didnt smell like sweaty action since my girlfriend is gone^^
defenitely a great way to do your daily exercises =)

lost 200000 souls because fell into water... broke gamepad, broke glas beer, got beer on my wall, broke finger....
yeah great game, gimme more!

Freking hell buy this!

Are you one of those dumbheads (like me) wich believed Diablo3 to be a good game?
Wasn´t it one of the worst experiences ever to pay 60 $/€ for a piece of shice?
...Imgaine all what u expectet from D3 in a fullgrown Zombie-Apocalypse-Setting with an amazing crafting-system...
...Yes! It´s possible and real!...
...And yes, you get this nearly perfect version of a isometric-RPG for not even 4 $/€ at the moment!....
...When u compare this with D3 they should directly swap the prices for them...
...This jewel is closer to be worth 60 bucks than D3+ROS ever will....

This game is just amazing.... I mean yeah graphics are "ok" but gameplay is just genius!
A huge lot of fun and humor, but not those chilidsh ♥♥♥♥♥♥ jokes like borderlands2 went to, no it´s really funny and not repeating xD
And did I say yet the crafting is awesome? It is!
You can use everthing in several ways for several reciepes, havent found any useless items ingame yet!
There are only 3 different classes, but who cares just wanted it to be said for old WOW fans wich dont play if there aren´t dozens of classes and shice^^
The first option is kinda good at shooting (has Boni for aiming and so on)
2nd is kinda good at running (little Boni for aiming, bigger Boni for running)
3th is some kind of a tank (slow dude more power and HP)
so I think thats enough to fit anyones gamestile....
There also is implemented the regular surrvival stuff like getting hungry, thirsty and tired.... so u always keep searching for food and water or have to search a "savehouse" when tired wich gives a pretty nice "surrvival"feeling to this (as expected xD)
and which has blown me off mostly is the nice dynamic night-day changes.... where at night of course some special Monsters appear wich u mostly try to make go away with ur flashlight ;D
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the usual problem... inventory is fraking small and u end up thinking what can I produce or don´t need anymore to make space for this or that wich u could need later or way way later xD
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enough of words.... awesome!
now after having played this it´s a shame that they sell it for less than 5 $ cause it´s a better game than some other 60 $ titles!
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if u got those few cents for the game just buy it!


Edit: this is a big big pro point for me! this game has no problem to scale at 2560x1080 without any exemod or 3rdpartyinjects wich even bigplayers like AC4BlackFlag or CoD:Ghosts just didn´t manage on their own lol

dont get blindet by the name and commercials, shipfights really really really suck!
and atall it´s nice if you dont have the money to go on holidays, so you can run around a litte in the tropics,
but in fact this game is totaly boring and not worth the money!

the most paranoid gameplay i had ^^
more a social project than a game.....

and yes! you can forcefeed other people rotten stuff xD

So it took me a while to find the right words for this....
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EVE is amazing huge...
EVE has endless opportunities....
EVE has endless space...
EVE is totaly unforgiving....
EVE is evil....
EVE is inteligent...
and nothing else has ever made you this angry like pirates destroying your ship (wich after that is gone forever...) and then holding you as a hostage unless you pay a huge price xD
EVE lets you do wath ever you can imagine....
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so if you once tasted EVE´s PvP, then you dont care about any other multiplayer anymore ;D
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by the way... nearly 95% of the items are produced by players....
the complete market-system is ruled by players....
soon the whole universe is beeing ruled by players ;D
NPC´s only exist there where they could not leave them away^^
like missions and stuff.... but after a while, when you find out how amazing the contract system is, you dont even rum missions anymore xD
(contracts are like missions hosted by players)
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so i could go on explaining this amazing universe, or you get the point that you should definitely try it if you read that far!

(oh yea and you can pay the monthly-fee with ingame currency)