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Ran up a tree and brought down a gigantic sword straight over a wyverns neck.
10/10, will demolish these beasts until Capcom stops supporting the game.

Ok, let's see now.
Round 1: Walked around aimlessly for about 10 minutes. Found a couple of guns, a helmet and a backpack. Got killed when I got even close to the play area by a stray bullets. Total playtime: ~11 Minutes. 5/10 - ♥♥♥♥ happens.

Round 2: Found a frying pan, Got killed by two quick to the head by a guy bullrushing my back. Total playtime: 17 Seconds. 4/10 - I'm starting to get really angry.

Round 3: Dropped in god knows where. Sneaked around in crouch and prone trying to find a gun. Found an AR of some sort. Switched to auto and emptied a clip into the chest/head of him but two quick to the head on me killed me instantly. Game lagged the ♥♥♥♥ out and kicked me back to OS. Total playtime: 1 minute and 13 seconds. 1.5/10 - Total ♥♥♥♥ laggfest without any explanations, any restrictions and guns that does nothing.


I'll return when the majority of the bugs and glitches are fixed, servers are stabilized and an assault rifle actually can kill the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ coming at me with a crowbar.

Dark was the basement and chill was the caverns
as the land was covered in a veil of malice.
Across the hill did ride a dread army of the night.
Cloaked in mist and fog,
prepared to rain down death and destruction upon the boy.
And the babies did cry out for a savior.
A noble soul to save them from their impending demise.
Just as it seemed all was lost,
in strode a mighty hero clad in nothing but is birthsuit from head to toe.
Wielding absolutely nothing he did cry his foes into gibs,
smashing their ranks asunder with righteous fury.
And when the day was done and the enemy stood across the fields in pieces,
the babies did turn to the boy and say:
"We shall name this day in your honour, speak onto us you wisdom!".
The warrior made one sound that day.
*sob sob*


10/10 - Let the marathon streams begin!