I ordered a toilet from Japan, you know one with voice control and an automatic bidet and everything. Little did I know that a new feature was added - a screen between your legs. I thought "Not again Todd Howard!", but to my shock when I turned it on, it merely showed a reflection of my own butthole.

As I stared in to the abyss, that tainted land no man is meant to see, I saw a glimpse of a distorted face: "Do you get to the anus district very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't."

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