petribar:
Any sun-bleached prehistoric candy that has been sitting in
the window of a vending machine too long.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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It occurred to me lately that nothing has occurred to me lately.
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He who is intoxicated with wine will be sober again in the course of the
night, but he who is intoxicated by the cupbearer will not recover his
senses until the day of judgement.
-- Saadi
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Fat Liberation: because a waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Book review by Ambrose Bierce.
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The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any
reward.
-- John Maynard Keynes
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Mike: "The Fourth Dimension is a shambles?"
Bernie: "Nobody ever empties the ashtrays. People are SO inconsiderate."
-- Gary Trudeau, "Doonesbury"
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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