Ailurid Express
Life's a ride, isn't it? Hell of a ride.
Once you eliminate impossibilities, then the improbabilities, no matter how impossible must be true.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and leave world guessing how the ♥♥♥♥ you did that.
Once you eliminate impossibilities, then the improbabilities, no matter how impossible must be true.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and leave world guessing how the ♥♥♥♥ you did that.
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Daft Mouth 28 Mar @ 1:46pm 
10/10 wah
IRight_handedI 28 Jan @ 11:20am 
мусор с читами
Big Brian 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:33pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥ below me
Rabenschwarz 17 Nov, 2024 @ 5:24pm 
YOU can NEVER SEE me thats impossible Video gets out to CRytek :)
Big Brian 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:48pm 
[Insert some creative quip here]
Big Brian 30 Apr, 2024 @ 4:06pm 
Own a romero break action shotgun for bounty defense, since that's what the bayou fathers intended. A solo player breaks into scrapbeak's lair. "What the waterdevil?" As grab my single shot romero shotgun loaded with a slug. Blow a bayou beetle sized hole through the poor hunter, he's dead on the spot. Hear a team of three pushing in. Draw my derringer pistol on the first one pushing through the window. miss him entirely because the barrel is 1 inch long and nails the neighbors dogs. I have to resort to the big frag bomb bundle that have thrown at the top of the stairs "yee-haw lads." The fragmentation shreds two men in the blast. the Sound and extra shrapnel set off crows and horses. Equip hellfire bomb and hurl it towards the two shredded hunters. Their terrified teammate backs and finds cover behind a nearby shack. His partners burn out waiting on their teammate to extinguish them since hellfire bomb burns are impossible to choke up. Just as crytech intended.