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💛 * 📕 * 🐟 * 🥒 * 🐳 * 🎍 * 😺 * 🌂 * ⚡ * 🎈 * 📗 * 🍧 * 🏀 * 💎 * 🥞 * 🐊
ㅤ* I was in the supermarket and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, "Are you two an item?"
ㅤ* Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
ㅤ* A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen." His friend shook his head. "Nah, he's not that bright. I beat him three games in five."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*