Recent reviews by Hooty McOwlface

Stupid monkeys hit by falling rocks. Hahahahahahaha.

P.S. Frieza rules you.

PERSON-

*bang*

I became a Drow Lich Wizard who makes people dance and then executes them with death magic while my Undead Knight and Hellhound eats their friends.

Keep in mind, that isn't a class. The only 'Class' there was Wizard. I had to CHOOSE to become all that.

This is Dungeons and Dragons. This game IS old and clunky, but the sheer amount of what you can do/become/explore is insane. I used to play this when I was much younger and I do not regret coming back to play it again.

It's not just chicks who dig giant robots.

Amazing game and a dev that actually has balls to say No to a whiny blue haired mob. Win win!

You Can
*Make a phat ass asian chick (no SBI here!)
*Shoot people with guns
*Get a bunny who wears a suit and has a knife
*Hit people with a fish
*Build a base however/wherever you like
*Grow mutated plants and make drugs
*Meet NOT-Ada Wong
*Get lost in a maze while being chased by squidward
*Play in a world The Secret World HAD and messed up
*Ride on a motorcycle to J/K-ASIAN-pop
*Play on a PVE server because screw PVP
*Fight monsters like Sorta-Siren Head, NotSlendyMan and Fred the Friendly Door
*Spend 200 dollars on cosmetic microtransactions because there is no gacha and YOU CAN JUST BUY THEM
*Catch not-Pals that seem oddly shoved in but I'm here for them so yolo
*Struggle with oddly mistranslated text and contemplate life.

You Cannot
*Play with your friends after they start two whole days after you because the servers are full
*Pay money to win game
*Play PVP and stay sane
*Be an idiot and think the game is hacking your PC with chinesespybots.

A Goddess came to my, world that I created, then summoned a Hero through full blown isekai

Then a Demon King turned up.

I am now proceeding to level my self-insert Creator character with the intention of brutally murdering all three of them. The fact that you can DO THAT shows you the level of freedom you have here.

Simple game? Yes. Elona-inspired? Very much so. Web-novel/manga/etc feeling? Extremely.

But how many other games can you think of where you can physically go "yeah, I'm gonna teabag this harem protagonist and puny god." because YOU own, create and shape the world?

WE'RE SO BACK!

"I thought about you when I farted."

I CAN SMELL NINTENDO'S FEAR