I just banged your mom

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Q: What does this mean? A: The amount of times i have have had intercourse with your mom has increased by one.

Q: Why did you do this? A: There are several reasons I may may bang your mom. These include, but are not limited to: Rudeness towards me, being crappy towards others, and disagreeing with my opinion

Q: Am I going to be banged aswell? A: No - not yet. But you should refrain from doing these things in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to bang you aswell, which may cause you to loose your virginity.

Q: I don't believe you should have banged my mom, can you unbang her A: Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I unbang someone’s mom. If you would like to issue an unbang, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of unbang appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

Q: How can I prevent this from happening in the future? A: Accept that I banged your mom and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated. I will continue banging your mom until you improve your conduct. Remember: your mom not being banged is a privilege, not a right.