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WELL WELL I WANT TO DENOUNCE THIS PERSON PUBLICLY THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ALIEN, THIS DUDE PRETENDS TO BE A SIMPLE HUMAN BUT WHEN HE MAKES YOU FALL IN LOVE THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ INVITES YOU OUT AND ♥♥♥♥, WHEN HE ALREADY HAS YOU FULLY IN LOVE HE TELLS YOU HE'S AN ALIEN AND HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU WITH HIS BIG ASS 6 METER LONG GREEN ♥♥♥♥ DUDE HE DID IT TO ME AND I BEING A DUMB ♥♥♥♥ FELL FOR IT 3 TIMES :s IF YOU SEE HIM THROW SOME SALT AT HIM OR PISS ON HIM, IT'S DEADLY FOR THIS KIND OF ALIENS OR DUNNO JUST CUSS SOME INSULTS AT HIM CAUSE HE'S A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I BEG YOU ALL TO SHARE THIS MESSAGE SO THAT THERE CAN BE JUSTICE.

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We Have Angered the King of the Sea!

But, in general, as an expert in games with a woman's nature, I tell
most importantly, that the hole should not be washed clean. What's the buzz about it? no taste, no gluttony
that's if she took a little female juice - it's perfect. as shaverma, and tasty and satisfying.
♥♥♥♥♥♥l discharge - it's like pepper in the soup - adds spice, sour, scent.
and then an unleavened soup to eat - what joy?
women's juice does not happen much
sometimes they already splash in the face, then this liquid sticks to the chest, stiffening on the nipples
now I would happily dive into the clitoral hood, caught that little bean in my slobbery lasso and rubbed it so hard that its shining and smoking.

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

金 for me, 𨰻 for Zenoth. 金 for me, 𨰻 for Zenoth. 金 for me, 𨰻 for Zenoth...

-Rep. After carrying him hard in dota, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dotes and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a dota lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see soft toys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Zenoth = Sword Art Online protagonist ahuehue

你好，终于联系到您了，我是淘宝客服，给你打电话打不通，QQ也不回，看见你在这里只好给你留言了。你寄回的充气娃娃我们已经帮您修好了，马上给您寄回去，但请你别那么残暴的对她，她毕竟只是个娃娃。，下次您温柔点，毕竟不是钢铁制成的，寄回来的时候在场的工作人员看了都哭了！其实我看着也想哭，那玩意惨不忍睹啊，你说你前面也就算了，后面你都不放过，毕竟有些人有那些特殊的嗜好，我也不说了，嘴巴都变形了，好吧我承认嘴巴也是正常的，关键是鼻孔，耳孔你是怎么进去的？我就纳闷了。还有最后一个就是尼玛的肚脐眼。草，你也是特么人才，最后还给特么差评，这事我已经报警了，你等着吧，还有心情在这玩游戏

dota face no space

对了 你上次叫我问的事，我已经帮你问过了，不能射精应该是睾丸发炎导致输精管阻塞引起…如果继续下去可能导 致春袋肿胀…阴茎溃烂，甚至要做生殖器切除手术…更严重的可能导致丧失自理能力。医生说你长期打飞机引起的，请你尽早戒掉手淫这个坏习惯，打你手机没人接，微信也没回复，只好在这里告诉你

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW

GOOD LUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥!!

Son, when will you be at the Farmer's Market?

Do you want to eat the apple that smells like my ♥♥♥♥♥, Professor?

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Saturday night Zouk? ;)

hey call me when you see this. I'm worried. I think Niel knows about us.

what's a sun

Zenoth-dono, 150 hrs of gaming last 2 weeks! You need some sunlight

Zenoth, it's being a while since you've played a few matches as Terrorblade. The WORLD can learn so much from you! Please, play a game as Terrorblade and teach us the way!

Have a salty Weekend

But the most fearsome of all was his heart; it glowed with such an intense radiance that it could be seen a thousand miles away. But that was not the greatest part of its mystique. It shone an ineffable shade that no man could hope to describe without the grace of God itself granting him wisdom.

His name was Zenoth, but in the stories they call him saviour.

And it came to pass that the lords of all evil were mere steps away from snuffing out the light that had gently guided good souls for millennia long forgotten. And he knew the time was right, and stepped forth. In his right hand was a strange blade that exuded a dazzling light. In his left was a blood-red sphere coddled in mirror-glossy petals.

Protecting his body was a strange spike-ridden armour, crusted with the ichor of all the fools who had dared test his majesty. His noble visage was hidden from sight by a terrible mask, inscribed with strange runes that caused even the most hardened of demons to quail in fear, and it was said that its magic could incite him into a terrible frenzy where he feared not even the most deadly harm. His feet were clad in winged boots that allowed him the swiftness of eagles.

They say his name was Zenoth. He had the strength of seven gods, but he would not squander it unwisely against the massed forces of jealousy and hatred, choosing instead to let them batter themselves to an ignoble death against his minions.

He sought enlightenment in the purity of working the land, seeking always to make a better tomorrow for us all. Millions upon untold millions of lesser beings gathered around their campfires and their cookpots for a chance to kneel at his feet and learn his arcane secrets, but always he judged them not worthy, both of his tutelage and of their meager wealth.

Even when the darkness drew close to the heart of the land, he remained inscrutable, biding his time, for he knew that the defenders of the land were craven, pathetic beings, fighting only when pressed into a corner.

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can you teach me how to raise my mmr?
i want to play terrorblade

Where do I begin? This man saved my life first off. He saw me surrounded by a bunch of dirty porch monkeys. After he saw I was a good white man, he then lured the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ into his house with a piece of chicken from kfc and some watermelon. After he lured the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ into his basement, and gased all of them. After they were dead, he took there ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bodies on to the chopping block. It took him 5 Days to chop up all of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bodies, but after he did, he started a company feeding the blacks. He feed the blacks with their own kind, and for this, he will always be remembered as a hero. +rep

zenoth? GEt the ♥♥♥♥ oujt of ur dry mouse

Mr. Zenoth Goh, please turn yourself in at the nearest police station at your earliest convenience. You're wanted for five counts of aggravated rape.

Hi zenoth I'm from Dotabuff I want to watch you play some time

guess your road to 6k isn't working out because you're full of salt and rage, poor thing

someone's still salty that his mmr is lower

little ♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DON'T DELETE NEGATIVE COMMENT , FACE IT , BE A MAN YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥

OOOOOOOOOOOH REKT

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/116889073 this is your profile isn't it i dont meet normal skill trash sorry

who the ♥♥♥♥ are you i havent even ever played with you before lmao

♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOXIC PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ GO BACK TO LOL

I can't take this anymore.

First you say you want me, then you throw me off to the side. Make up your damn mind, or I'll be gone for good. Don't pretend like I am the one crawling back to you, because at this point I am ready to move and not look back while you're clinging to the past. Keep trying to guilt trip me in getting back together with you. I wont let you manipulate me ever again.

We had something special and I kept telling myself that you were worth it, but I was so stupid. Now I realize, that this is for the best.

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Hello Good Mr. Zenoth (from reddit)

I am Mr Artour Babev of the Valve Company consulate. I am writing this message to you as I am assured by our good mutual party member mr. Dotafarthing that you are of the most trustworthy character. I come to you with a very urgent and handsome proposition. Today I was alerted that my steam inventory shall soon be deleted. My solicitor, Mr. Gabeen Newell, assures me I can pass my inventory on to you for safe keeping during this time of crisis. For your help I can genrously give you 25% of all my rares. To initiate the transuation you must first Send to Me a small portion of your inventory to hold in escrow while I draw up the paperwork with my solicitor, Dendi Johnson.

Please kindly initate the transaction so I can make you a very item-rich man.

Sincerely Your'es in Jesus,
Mr. Artour Babev

zenoth's donger is so large it has its own spill range

so we can all be fangays ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sir its me your fangay

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no scam i swear

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wat

IF U WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get at least 10 you r A TRUE HOMIE