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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 3:38pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 2:04pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 12:35pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 11:25am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 11:55am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 1 May, 2018 @ 10:45am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 1:34pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 5:45pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 7:40pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 10:57am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 3:02pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 4:46pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 10:00am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 9:42am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 2:37pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2016 @ 1:57pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 3:21pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 2:48pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 3:51pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 1 May, 2018 @ 12:30pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 6:51pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 4:05pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 5:22pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 5:21pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 1:33pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 2:28pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 2:11pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 9:06am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 7:12pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 2 May, 2018 @ 3:05pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 3:15pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 10:48am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 4:51pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 3 May, 2018 @ 1:49pm

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 3 May, 2018 @ 1:49pm

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Unlocked 3 May, 2018 @ 2:12pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 11 May, 2018 @ 7:38am

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Unlocked 11 May, 2018 @ 7:38am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2016 @ 10:09am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 12:35pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 10:06am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 2:22pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 8:52am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2018 @ 2:20pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2018 @ 3:40pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 3:57pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 10:59am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 2:47pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 1:38pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 3:48pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 9:55am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 1:02pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 11:56am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 2:27pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 3:29pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 4:24pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2018 @ 3:56pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 2 May, 2015 @ 11:26am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 2:47pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 4:24pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2018 @ 4:49am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 2 May, 2018 @ 3:42pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 2 May, 2018 @ 3:36pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 6:00pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 2 May, 2018 @ 3:52pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 2 May, 2018 @ 3:48pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 4:29pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 10:01am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2018 @ 4:57pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2018 @ 12:25pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2018 @ 3:37pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2018 @ 5:47pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 1 May, 2018 @ 12:11pm

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2021 @ 3:29am

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2021 @ 4:46am

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2021 @ 3:29am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2018 @ 4:50pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2018 @ 4:52pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2018 @ 8:02am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2018 @ 1:38pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2018 @ 3:06pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2018 @ 4:15pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2018 @ 3:35pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2018 @ 3:56pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2018 @ 5:03pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2018 @ 7:17pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2018 @ 2:56pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 2:46pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 2:25pm