Everyday a friendly cow licks a grape.

Imagine Brandon telling you your car has been stolen.

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i have more fps then a 2000 euro pc

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But before that i am the best worker at frencken

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My prediction is that you find a nice petite girl that gives you love, is freaky in bed to unleash all your fantasies, and has a nice personality. Also, you'll make some dimes on crypto. My senses feel a first good car coming up also. This is all predicted to happen before the end of 2022. If not, this is still something I wish you get. Get it on homie, time to become the alpha male.

Hasta luego, madafack.

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You look factory new, but after im done, you will be well-worn

When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart <3

Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing.

My AK isn't the only thing that penetrates well

You make my karambit go bayonet.

I like my guns how I like my girls, Factory New.



If you were a CSGO map you would be de_licious!


I don't usually flash my team, but I'll do it for you.

Don't worry baby, I'm using protection. I bought head armor.

You're a Mac-10/10

You make my heart go 128 tick.


If you were B site, I’d rush you.

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You are not from Tokyo !

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kanker neger gij komt zeker niet uit helmond of wel beunhaas

ha maat vrijdag moet psv thuis komt gij ook met trudie kende eve wa laten weten op mijn profiel maat later

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Mi gril is prengangant but iam'm stil a proud Virgen. HoW d0 I commit on unborn child.

ah man............... guess getting to lvl 150 is really hard.............. what a goal

When my parents owned a huge VHS camcorder, they filmed everything. Now that there's a video camera in their pocket, they film nothing.

"Arms" is another word for guns, and "guns" is another word for arms.

you don't have an idea what you have forgotten

A group of squid should be called a squad.

history classes are only gonna get harder as time goes on

when you say "forward" your lips move forward. when you say "back" your lips move back.

nothing is on fire, fire is on things.

What if your sentence is death and you die but then after a couple of minutes come back to life, did you serve your sentence?

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I don't see what the big deal is about rape. It's just a ♥♥♥♥ in your hole for a few minutes. It's nowhere near as bad as murder, cancer, or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick. And really, women can't be raped since the vagina is designed to accommodate ♥♥♥♥. Only men can be raped. If a woman is penetrated anally against her will, she's just experiencing male rape, which is an excellent learning experience for her, to discover the struggles that men go through.

For women, rape isn't a big deal. It's just typical female exaggeration to get attention. They all fantasize about rape so they actually enjoy it.

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