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H-h-how dare you kitten! 😾 INSULT ME LIKE THIS!???😠😡 H-have you found a-another alpha that you can talk back to! You better not have!!!!👿 IT MAKES ME SO A-ANGRY THINKING OF YOU WITH ANOTHER ALPHA!!!!🐺 D-DONT TALK TO ANY OTHER ALPHAS YOU UNDERSTAND? starts to breathe heavily like a sigma male U-U-UGH… KITTEN YOU GET ON MY NERVES!!!🤨😒 real sigma male tears form M- MY RAGE.. I CANNOT CONTROL MY RAGE KITTEN… GET AWAY! throws kitten out of window W-what have I done…😞😕 K-KITTEN! IN A M- m- MONSTER!!!😱🫢KITTEN WAKE UP PLEASE! shakes kitten intensely WAKE UP MY KITTEN! I DIDNT MEAN IT!!!!! K K KITTENNNNN!!!!! A-A-AWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😵‍💫🐺 barks and summons wolf pack A-AUGHHH!!! GGRRR I CAN FEEL MY RAGE SUMMONING A CHARIOT FOR KITTEN! 🤨🤔

P-P-P-POOKIE?!?! W-what in skibidi sigmas are you doing?!?! Are… are you edging to Kai Cenat Fanum Tax rizz compilation??? Without me, your alpha??? GrrrrAAHHH!!! NOOO THIS WILL NOT DO!!! You WILL obey the alpha!!! Or else… you’ll lose your kitten privileges!!! AAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

After a few games in dota 2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great moments and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he is a catboy. That was when I finally drew the line.

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