Zaxtor99® TTV 最近的评测

I watched the trailer. I expected this to be bad. But then I actually played it. I've easily played over 100 breakout style games over all my years going back to my good ol' Commodore 64. This game has to easily be the absolute worst brick breaker game that I've ever experienced. There's trash. And then there's "Trump Breakout" far below that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1I_bLc7uzo


NOT RECOMMENDED. Easily the worst Breakout game that I have ever experienced. I can't find one good thing to say about it, because even the low price is ridiculously high for what is served to you here.

Probably the most visually impressive 'Vampire Survivors' style game available on Steam to date.

While it is visually impressive and fun, the combat starts to get tiresome pretty quickly however. Don't get me wrong, it's well done and the combat is fun for a while.

The problem here on early access launch day is the exact same problem that I experienced when I played the demo a couple of months ago.. it just starts to get really tiresome and the depth of the game pales compared to well done 2D VS games like Keeper's Toll, Brotato, and Deep Rock Galactic Survivors.

I love what is here though and this is a great foundation for what I feel can be an incredible 3D VS game. I try and give the developer(s) some ideas that I truly think could add a lot to the game in my first impressions video HERE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWjB5PTb_XQ


It's going to get my Recommend, but there are at least a dozen 2D VS games that are just more fun right now. My favorite VS games to date include Keeper's Toll and Horde Hunters and I think the developer(s) of this game could do themselves a huge favor by playing these games and taking some inspiration from the depth and ideas in those games.

My EA Launch Score: 7 out of 10... With promise and potential to be a 9+ with just a little more work and "something" to help it feel less repetitive and add more 'fun' to the grind.

Absolutely SUPERB VS style game! It's addicting, the graphics are nice, the music fits the game perfectly and there are moments that are just absolutely intense. My favorite aspect of this game though is how damn powerful you end up feeling after playing a game about 10 to 15 minutes. You have picked up so many buffs and powerups that you truly feel unstoppable.. only then to eventually face a boss that puts you down to size, lol. But it's never frustrating when you die because you use your experience to make yourself even stronger for the next round and go for that sweet, sweet revenge on whatever just kicked your ass.

Well worth the price of admission. I have already got my bang for my dollar and I just bought this game last week. Easily one of the best VS games on Steam to date. ..Don't miss this one!

Here's some gameplay and should help you understand why this game simply rocks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd_1N9r_GcY&t=526s

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.. especially if you like Vampire Survivors (VS) like games or action roguelikes.

To cobble together a bunch of Unity Store assets with such little care about quality and then ask $30 USD for a game without any options at all is disrespectful and an insult to Steam gamers intelligence.

I'm sure that this "developer" *coff, coff* thinks that this exported mess of Unity cobbled together assets is "cute and funny" but it's rather like taking a good ham, good shrimp, peanut butter and cherries and mixing them all together in a crap-stained toilet, pissing all over it all, and then trying to sell it to you for $30.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UdDKq2rUt0
It's not a 'meme' and it's certainly not 'cute' or 'funny'. It's a disgrace and just more utter trash flooding the Steam storefront and helping to bury quality indie games.


NOT RECOMMENDED. At 99 cents, it might be thinkable for a laugh at just how BAD it is. But at $30 USD, it's nothing but an insult to your intelligence. It's like someone knocking on your front door and trying to sell you fresh dog feces from your own front lawn for "Only $30".

*** Proud to be providing the first 'purchased' review of this first 'Barbie' game on Steam! ***

The controls work great both with a controller and a mouse & keyboard. The graphics are not the best graphics out there, but they are certainly good enough to impress any young lady who loves Barbie. The sound effects are well done, and the voice acting, while not great to me as an adult, are just fine considering the target audience.

https://youtu.be/v1eQ1ri3sf4
There is plenty of story and text chat the user can read and listen to. There are lots of objectives and quests to achieve with the goal always being shown in the upper left corner of the screen. It's not ever difficult to know what your current objective is. Some mini games might take a few tries to succeed at, but there is nothing in this game that seems overly difficult.

In the end, this game is a lot better than I expected it to be. Granted, it's not a game I'm going to play because I am not the person this game was designed for being an adult male gamer. The target audience is obviously young girls and perhaps even young teenage girls and considering that, I think this game is going to be loved by those who love Barbie dolls.

I do take away a little bit of potential score because it does not have 'online' co-op so you can play with a friend outside of your home and Steams remote play is not nearly as good as genuine online co-op built into the game. I personally have a few minor nit-picks, such as the price tag seeming a little high. But you can purchase this game for about the same price as just two of the higher quality Barbie dolls on the market, so that definitely seems fair.

I DO want to say that the at the launch price point of $40 USD is just fine because the game has NO in game micro-transactions and that's a TOTAL WIN for any parent Do make sure that you make good note of that! They could have totally loaded this game with tons of micro-transactions but they didn't do that, (at least not yet anyhow) so I'll give them a huge "hooray" for that!

RECOMMENDED for any young Barbie loving young gal. I give the game a rock solid 7.5 out of 10.. and trust me that's a great score coming from an adult male. The target audience for this game will probably give this game a 12 out of 10 score and also give you a massive hug and kiss on your cheek if you buy it for them, and as any parent knows... that's worth almost any price right?

Oh boy....

Nothing is more hilarious than an asset cobbling indie dev who actually mocks the trailer for the upcoming Grand Theft Auto 6 and says that "it looks soooo bad" and then offers what we see here as his offering to the gaming world.

It's all covered in my Youtube video "M.I.S.S. #385" found HERE:
https://youtu.be/8qIox0H-J2E
An island with the same two tree assets quickly spray painted everywhere with zero care given how terribly they are placed in this dreaded world. This game has a grand total of one threat: A wolf asset. There are also two cheap animal assets you'll find dropping from the sky onto the empty land with a pig asset and a deer asset. These three animal assets are also spawned in with ridiculously stupid intelligence and crazy speeds that move around like blind brainless monkeys. The wolves when chasing you sound like crying cattle rather than wolves and the pigs sound like more like falling blocks falling onto a wooden floor than they sound like an actual pig.

But hey, there is one good thing about this game. You can play God and "walk on top of the water" and laugh at the wolves who fly around under the water but can still somehow injure you with no attack sounds, damage animations, or anything you'd expect from even a competent indie game.

In the end, this game is an ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE. and a cobbled together mess made in the Unreal engine.

I've said it a hundred times before, and I'll say it again right now: When indie devs delve into the Unreal engine, they need to understand that it's a VERY powerful engine and with great power comes great responsibility. The more power an engine has, the more power it has to become a god awful mess of assets just like this big pile of digital feces.


NOT RECOMMENDED: Save your money, your time, and your self respect and avoid this total pile of hastily cobbled together trash.

Already got the "big gaming value" any gamer could ask for at less then a dollar for every hour you get out of a game! ..And I just bought this game last night! Wow! I gotta say, I am super impressed with this game tower defense game and it's loads of fun.

You have crazy replay-ability as well with randomly generated levels, and the daily and weekly challenges as well, each with their own Steam leader boards.

If you like good tower defense games, don't let the simple graphics turn you off people or you'll be missing a great little gem of a game here.


HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! ..If this game was double it's current cost, I'd still recommend it.. It really is THAT good!

* Well done to the developer(s) of this one, you've made a crazy good little tower defense game and your passion and care about the quality and fun within this game is very obvious. ..Keep up the great work and I look forward to seeing what you come up with next!

Broken asset flip, no title, no options, no fun, and no reason to even think about purchasing this even if it was being sold at a penny on a Chinese key selling website.

I talk about the high level of corruption behind scam games being sold on Steam just like this one in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xybKwPaWmw

NOT RECOMMENDED! ...It's a broken asset flip that doesn't even function or play correctly, has no menu, no options, and it simply terrible in all facets. It's a 100% scam and only being used to make money for the dev via money laundering and probably stolen credit cards. ..If it looks like foul poo, smells like foul poo, and tastes like foul poo, it probably IS foul poo!

I honestly think I put more effort into recording a 23 minute video of this lazily cobbled together pile of asset trash than the developer put into the actual cobbling together of his Unity Store assets.

https://youtu.be/bxkxWCXCKlc

Yet another digital pile of 'Survival Game' fecal matter that will NEVER get finished or be anything besides the pile of garbage it it right now. ..It's not worth the 3.5 GB of hard drive space, much less the $5 USD price tag.

Awesome little indie gem! I want to thank the developer(s) for offering me the key to try this game out. It's REALLY fun and has a lot of interesting monsters, items, and truly intense clenching your butt cheek moments. Hint: if a big icky spider is after you, find a bush to hide in and oh,,, turn out your light! Shhhh... and if you're lucky the spider will lose you and vanish in search of easier food (perhaps a friend you are playing co-op with)!

The challenge level of this game is pretty high, so you're likely to be playing it many times before you begin to figure it all out!

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! ..Well worth the price tag! ..Great job to the developer(s) of this really fun and unique little gem!