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Steelshade 14 Feb @ 10:14am 
amazing scout skills
ejadams52 19 Jan @ 11:43am 
im gonna brb in 50 years after dumping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bleach in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyes oh my gawd bruh.
ejadams52 19 Jan @ 11:42am 
okay who what why what the ♥♥♥♥ why is everyone so obsessed with this profile HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ :(
🎮Dardred 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:45am 
incredible game sense
Vugami 12 Dec, 2024 @ 11:17am 
+rep another game, another win with you
Akinoshicage 6 Dec, 2024 @ 12:05pm 
Next match?
The Jelq Jester 28 Nov, 2024 @ 5:04pm 
why
kettler_oud8e 23 Nov, 2024 @ 7:22am 
+rep pretty good player
Mr.ChubChub 16 Nov, 2024 @ 7:45pm 
This is a VILE profile..
XxLeva115xX 16 Nov, 2024 @ 7:42pm 
needs to be in an institution
Shakazahn 4 Nov, 2024 @ 9:00am 
how about another?
Ann🙈 3 Nov, 2024 @ 9:00am 
AWP legend
The Jelq Jester 21 Oct, 2024 @ 7:50pm 
I'm telling you, this chick is cracked as shes is jacked. I saw her at a 7-11 the other day and she was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked her what the diapers were for and she said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then she bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at MOBA games then you've probably never played against this girl before, because she's just that good.
The GodFather 27 Jul, 2024 @ 8:13am 
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☣Reggan☣ 31 May, 2024 @ 2:04pm 
let's play together and have a blast💥
76561199622375286 16 May, 2024 @ 11:50am 
ready for another round with you
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Let's go on a winning streak.
Pαȥυȥu 14 Apr, 2024 @ 8:40pm 
Hey so my sister has been uncomfortable with the size of her breasts recently, and Ik this is really weird (i told her that too lmao) but she was wondering if you could send her a picture of them maybe just cuz she thinks you have nice breasts and she wants to compare. Again Ik this is weird but she knew I had you added on snap. You can send them whenever I'm just gonna give her the phone now and she will give it back to me after you send them to her. She really appreciates it and says thanks in advance
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The Jelq Jester 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09pm 
HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate MORBIUS. I HATE IT. I know I’m just going to get FLOODED WITH “get morbed, this guy got morbed, what morb does to a man” HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH
The Jelq Jester 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09pm 
This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ DOES “gETtiNg MoRBed” EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying “morb” LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with m-o-r-b is FUNNY??? IN WHAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isn’t funny because praising something bad is now good???????
The Jelq Jester 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09pm 
ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR MORBIUS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could get “morb” ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on your ♥♥♥♥??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame.
The Jelq Jester 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09pm 
Oh for the love of God. Enough with the MORBIUS. What’s even the joke???? “Hahahaha hey guys the movie sucks but I pretend it’s good”???? THATS NOT EVEN A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOKE. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, “hehe it’s morbin time” ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE POWER RANGERS HAVENT BEEN RELEVANT IN DECADES. MORBIUS SUCKS THE MOVIE IS COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT MONEY ON IT. You know…. I never would have seen the movie without all of these “memes”(unfunny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So ♥♥♥♥ your “MORBIUS” your “mighty morbin more morbs morbidly MORBIUS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥” NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? “Morb morb morb morb” you’re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the ♥♥♥♥ does “morbin” even mean?????
ed 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:08am 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play dbd with me (Im a red rank surv, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like deadhard? Me ne too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL.
The Jelq Jester 7 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26pm 
TANNER PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY HIGHSCHOOL NOTEBOOK YOU STOLE!!!
ed 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:09am 
Did something happened to you?

Until last week, I was damn sure that I was your best friend. Or was it your lie to lift up my spirits? I don't think so. The truth is, we were best friends. Since you are in a relationship, I understand that you've got different priorities. But is it really an excuse to not check on your friends? You knew I wasn't doing well. Some of my friends and even my colleagues from work reached out to me. You've changed. I miss the old you. A simple 'are you ok?' would've sufficed. But you chose to completely ignore me. I want to believe that you've got a good reason for doing so.

I am doing better, btw. And I'm a bit hurt, thanks to you.
The Jelq Jester 23 May, 2022 @ 7:05am 
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ed 23 May, 2022 @ 5:02am 
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ed 2 May, 2022 @ 3:17am 
Need advice. How supportive is Disney about having all natural water births? Do they allow water births anywhere on the resort? Like on the ferry between Disney Swan and Epcot? That is a tranquil ride that would create unique memories. Are there local doula services that could support an experience like that? Asking for a friend. Thank you.
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The Jelq Jester 28 Apr, 2022 @ 3:18am 
do you think yoshi gets embrassed when he poos out an egg in front of mario sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha

and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooing an egg while he looks nervous or embrassed i just want to see it for laughs haha

another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha
i would like to smell them
The Jelq Jester 16 Apr, 2022 @ 3:06pm 
-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great csgo and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
The Jelq Jester 6 Apr, 2022 @ 11:01pm 
hey babyboy... mmmmm yeah... what a tight little bussy you have, huh...? *sniff* god youre scent is so intoxicating. i could get addicted to it, heh... *sniff sNIFFF* it feels like youre the only one who understands me in these trying times, you and this *gropes your fat ass with plump handfuls* brown squirtin bussy. *licks lips* god has blessed me with this meal *eats ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like an apple fritter*
The Jelq Jester 4 Apr, 2022 @ 5:35am 
H-hey Derek, do you remember me from Biology? Freshman year? It's Laura. I just wanted to stop by since you missed the last reunion, I was looking for you. I always thought you were really smart and talented, but I could never work up the nerve to tell you. Anyway, I hope you're doing well...HAHA Just kidding, it's still Tanner you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gullible idiot lmfao. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk.
The Jelq Jester 4 Apr, 2022 @ 5:35am 
So you're going by "Derek" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..
Mikhael 24 Mar, 2022 @ 12:24pm 
hawt
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ed 10 Mar, 2022 @ 11:23am 
how about i tattoo your name instead? i know a real special place for it. i'm sure you'll love it when i put it in your little snow bunny hole afterwards while your girlfriend is watching~
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yova 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:19pm 
im gay but now one gonna see that