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Rat Chef 16 Mar, 2024 @ 2:13am 
Humpf Wumpf wee wee father, hump wumpf indeed <3
Rat Chef 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13am 
I ate little egg. Humpf. Hehe
Rat Chef 8 Jan, 2020 @ 8:03pm 
There are things that no man, let alone no child should ever have to bear witness too, but at the end of my journey I feel confident in saying that I have witnessed every horror that mankind is capable of committing or even creating. Although you are cold and distant father I sincerely hope that you have been saved from these horrors, from this life that I have endured... The salvation I found was nothing of the sort, it was a cruel mockery of the word, there is no salvation in this world, everything that was promised to me, everything that kept me going was a lie father... It was all a lie...
Here I sit at the edge of the world, my journey is over, yet I feel no sense of relief. I always suspected that you may have perished long ago, that my words had fallen upon decaying ears, I realise now that salvation is only obtainable if I leave my mortal shell behind and join you father.
I'm coming home... Papa... I'm coming home...
Rat Chef 27 Oct, 2019 @ 9:26pm 
As I battle through the long night I fear that I may lose myself once more. The things I have seen in the dark abyss have changed me father, the eternal blizzard wages on and shows no signs of dwindling, the night grows ever colder but your distant love continues to warm my heart, I press on for you father... I press on for you... Surely salvation is close... I can feel it...
Rat Chef 18 Feb, 2019 @ 11:16pm 
It was as I feared Papa, mother's milk withered and so did she, I fear I will join her soon, will I become a husk of the man I once was? please help Papa, I don't wish to become like mother. Her body no longer provides heat, mother has given the last of her warmth, thus concluding her usefulness to me. I have grown cold now Father, I no longer need your guiding hand. But I would truely love to feel your embrace one last time... Goodnight Father, the long night approaches and I must prepare.
Rat Chef 12 Oct, 2018 @ 7:59pm 
Papa, mothers milk has run dry and I fear that she will serve no purpose to my survival for much longer, I have had to leave her behind, she was old and frail and was begining to burden me on my travels. The winters here are harsh but I've learnt to prevail, yet something is still missing, a hole remains in my stomach that only you can fill papa. I truely hope you're recieving these messages, please let me know you're safe, please return to me papa... Please papa...
Rat Chef 10 Apr, 2018 @ 9:13am 
The Siberian wilderness is harsh father, a day does not go by where I dont wish for your embrace to warm my cold and desolate heart, the day you left father, a piece of my left with you.
Please return, please...
Rat Chef 3 Feb, 2018 @ 11:18pm 
Papa I have returned from the void between worlds, I see now that you and I are not as different as I first thought, I miss you dad but I fear you have long sinced left this world. If you're still out there I need you to know that brother has perished.
Over and out Papa, over and out.
Enzo Penguin 22 Feb, 2017 @ 3:34pm 
tom what the ♥♥♥♥ is going on in your comments section
Rat Chef 9 Feb, 2017 @ 2:42am 
Dad... I had hope, I truely believed that you would come home. I see now that my efforts were in vein, you have abandoned me and brother, we are famished now and lack the necessary oats to sustain ourselves. I believe this is the end, goodbye Papa.
pkingpumpkin 23 Jul, 2016 @ 3:20am 
DAD WHY HAVNT YOU REPLIED TO BROTHERS MESSAGES
Rat Chef 19 Apr, 2016 @ 6:07am 
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Rat Chef 15 Mar, 2016 @ 5:01am 
Dad its been too long, I'm still waiting outside the gas station. Its cold and someone stole my kidney please help...
Rat Chef 11 Dec, 2015 @ 12:52am 
Dad why did you leave me at the gas station? its getting cold...
Rat Chef 6 Dec, 2015 @ 11:10pm 
Dad I'm 12 now, I do what I want.
Rat Chef 19 Nov, 2015 @ 3:16am 
Why are you so angry dad?
Plz don't beat me again.
Rat Chef 19 Nov, 2015 @ 3:15am 
Dad we need cereal, thanks for the milk but it's useless without cereal.
Rat Chef 8 Nov, 2015 @ 3:06am 
Hey dad, can you help me with my homework?
Rat Chef 8 Nov, 2015 @ 2:46am 
Only smiles now.
Rat Chef 8 Nov, 2015 @ 2:45am 
Please stop crying.
Rat Chef 8 Nov, 2015 @ 2:40am 
Sshhh no more tears.
Rat Chef 8 Nov, 2015 @ 2:04am 
I am you.
Enzo Penguin 26 Aug, 2012 @ 12:19am 
bro, I miss your face.