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“Heh-heh... okay, so I just played this new game, Elden Ring: Nightrein. And uh... I gotta tell ya, this thing makes taxes look fun.”

So I boot up the game, right? I make a character—name’s BigSword69, obviously—and five minutes in, I get slapped to death by a tree. Not a monster made of trees. Just a tree. Like, I rolled into it and it won.

Now Lois comes in, sees me screaming at the TV, and she’s like, “Peter, are you okay?” And I’m like, “Lois, I just got killed by a goat that does backflips. I’m very far from okay.”

At one point, I spent four hours trying to beat this big flaming boss dude named "Morgblob the Eternal Pain in the Butt" or something. And every time I thought I had him, boom—dead. It was like that scene from Rocky, except I was Rocky and he was a freight train covered in swords and rage.

And don't even get me started on the map. It's like someone spilled spaghetti on a fantasy novel and said, “Yeah, that’s where you go.”

BUT—and here’s the kicker—I can’t stop playing it. It’s like getting punched in the face by a beautiful woman. Hurts like hell... but I respect it.

So yeah, I highly recommend Elden Ring: Nightrein. You’ll die a lot. You’ll scream. You might cry. But hey, if you’re into pain, confusion, and weird horse physics, it’s basically the perfect game.

Final score: 5 outta 5 chicken fights with the Erdtree. Would rage again.

“Heh... now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go lose to a crab for the 47th time.”

This game is doo doo, do not play.

game?, more like gay HAHAHA you got it?.

Alright, alright, lemme break it down for ya. So, the joke’s like this: you take the word game, which everyone’s like, 'Oh yeah, games are fun!' But then you hit 'em with the ol’ switcheroo and go gay! And people lose it 'cause it’s like, 'Whoa, I didn’t see that comin’!' It’s like walkin’ into a bakery and gettin’ slapped with a fish instead of a donut. Completely outta left field!

But here’s the kicker—this joke’s for the kinda guy who thinks a whoopee cushion is peak comedy. He says it, then he’s sittin’ there like, 'Yeah, I crushed it.' Meanwhile, everyone else in the room is like, 'Really, dude? That’s what we’re doin’?' But hey, what can I say? Sometimes dumb stuff is funny. Like when I fell down the stairs last week—was it clever? No. Was it hilarious? Damn right it was!

Heh-heh-heh-heh, GAY! Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!

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♥♥♥♥ A$$ game

Money Scotty

Tyson Green is my wife

Ignoring the terrible day 1 experience, this is a truly amazing campaign, the best story telling bungie has made so far, very nostalgic if you have played since Destiny 1, this is truly a work that was build with hearth and passion about all this 10 years of destiny, now time to wait for the raid to see what comes next but so far after ending the campaign and also before the raid drops there is a lot of stuff to do inside the pale heath.

9.5/10

The force is not strong with this one

SICK AF GAME I BLEW MY HOMIE WITH AN RPG WHILE FREE BIRD WAS PLAYING INT THE BACK GROUND, WOULD DEFINETLY ♥♥♥♥ 101/10

This game is a massive show, runing from astral dudes, mark zuckerberg, elon musk, tesla robots, while shooting with a ukulele and calling fridges from outer space, theres a point where you dont know what is going on

10 trees / 70 duck

This game clearly describes the realationship with my father, i try to go out of my house to see my mom, i got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by my dads lawnmower then im sent to my room, try again next morning

7 dogs / 2 lamps

gud gamae