When I was four years old, I ate a chair and the procceded to pleasure myself with a fish. I haven't been the same since. And that's why I still play CS:GO. As an additional note, I eat streamers for breakfast and dinner. I am a mailman, and this is my story. Mailman VS russian ♥♥♥♥♥: Counter Stike edition

My rank list
Silver I [✓]
Silver II [✓]
Silver III [✓]
Silver IIII [✓]
Silver Elite [✓]
Silver Elite Master [✓]
Gold Nova 1 [✓]
Gold Nova 2 [✓]
Gold Nova 3 [✓]
Gold Nova Master [✓]
Master Guardian I [✓]
Master Guardian II [✓]
Master Guardian Elite [✓]
Distinguised Master Guardian [✓]
Legendary Eagle [✓]
Legendary Eagle Master [✓]
Supreme Master First Class [✓]
The Global Elite [✓]