I am the man with no names. Zach Brannigan at your service.

"It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot one thing: Rock crushes scissors ... but paper covers rock ... and scissors cut paper. Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper, and bring me a rock."

"The way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have ♥♥♥ with them and you’re in"