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BALL FUN TIME

Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2019 @ 5:42pm

Pet Cemetery

Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 8:35pm

You Almost Solved It! Keep Going!

Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 8:32pm

Clone on Clone Crime

Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 10:13pm

Don't Get Dooped

Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2019 @ 9:26pm

Instant Clone Soup

Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 10:35pm

WE <3 MURDER

Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 10:55pm

Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me!

Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 11:47pm

Daddy Gotta Eat!

Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2019 @ 4:02pm

Here's Donny!

Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2019 @ 4:04pm

That went well...

Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2019 @ 4:35pm

No Winners In This Game!

Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2019 @ 5:38pm

Really? This Game's Not That Good

Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2019 @ 8:47pm

Trover ****s the Universe

You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2019 @ 5:41pm

BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE

IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 8:20pm

Bet You Can't Make 100

You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 10:58pm

You Actually Did It?!

What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2019 @ 9:13pm

You Didn't Have To Do That

You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 8:18pm

Worst Guest Ever

You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer! Someone should probably call the police...
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2019 @ 9:47pm

The Ultimate Happy Ending

Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2019 @ 9:48pm



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