Sorry, my English is terrible
Pardon for my inexcusably poor understanding of the Anglo-Frisian-Germanic language, and thus regional dialects, known by native speakers as "English". Indeed I do give my upmost effort to educate myself and better my understanding and thus comprehension of such an unusual yet widely used modern foreign language, but alas my efforts have so far encountered nothing but limited success. The combinations of both Latin and Germanic lexis have so far proved to be a serious tribulation for my progress.

However, I do not share such linguistic capabilities and expansive lexicon in my understanding of "English", so therefore I must once again profusely apologise for my such poor use of the vocabulary, Grammar and other such linguistic factors that one must consider in this context.

They brought in a woman, who was at least 6 or 700 pounds. She was sitting on a pallet, she had a 60 pound bag of MANURE, and she was licking an oversized lollipop.
They brought her in on a forklift, laid her down, and they said: "Ya know, Have at it".
Me being a professional, I turned to them and said "No problem, I need my sunglasses, a blunt, and a half of Viagra"
And I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ every fold she had.
I spent more time in the folds of her body than I did in her vagina.

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dis is lennart and he's really sick. he has ebola. pls donate and share over the internet

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