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"Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him: 'You are a god and never have I heard anything more divine.' If this thought gained possession of you, it would change you as you are or perhaps crush you. The question in each and every thing, 'Do you desire this once more and innumerable times more?' would lie upon your actions as the greatest weight. Or how well disposed would you have to become to yourself and to life?"

8/10. I can see a prosperous future in terms of development and overall quality of this game.

Edit: After buying this game every single product in my discovery queue now includes the NSFW tag and hardcore sex 👍

!?What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Ye, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.

Okay, so what you're going to want to do first is to do some coin juggling, and after the splitshot sparkle, use the Feedbacker to parry it to turn it into a hitscan projectile, and after that, use Alternate Piercer's Charge Shot to charge shot all 4 coins that you threw up in the air to maximize damage, then try to hit a Railcoin when you'll be able to through one of his hands; make sure to parry the god fist of the supreme husk and the second unique boss in ULTRAKILL, The Corpse of King Minos (the one who's got the cool serpentine eyes) as it deals nice damage while keeping you safe; Be careful of the homing orbs cast by his eye parasites; do a lot of Jamblast's to avoid the black hole he spawns; be sure to do as many dash-slides as possible while not casting yourself into the abyss by accident. Shotgun swapping is viable as well, and so is a well-timed feedbacker punch, which will parry all of Minos' melee attacks and do enormous spouts of damage, and also it'll complete the levels challenge. Remember, this boss is a test of your situational awareness, which will be required in the subsequent stages—do a lot of wall sliding and wall jumping combined with dashing and sliding on top of Projectile Boosting to ensure victory while doing as many ungodly combos as possible while playing on a game boy advance graphics and at the lowest resolution possible, as that is the only proper way to play this game.

do NOT open the artwork section of the community hub

Maybe I'm missing the point here, but apart from going back and forth looting and depositing said loot at the nearest outpost/base, there isn't much else to do. If you're a completionist, you can certainly push for 100 days on lethal, but other than that, it's pretty much the entire game: loot, shoot, level up, complete missions, end the run and receive a boon for the next playthrough (the system of which is odd considering the reward for completing a run is locked to the difficulty you chose to finish it on). The other two modes/stories don't have any significant impact on the main game; they're just there. Other than clothes (some of which are locked as they were time limited), everything else felt boring, standard, and typical (loot, shoot, end the game).

I had to tape a piece of cardboard to the upper half of my monitor to finally start aiming properly

imagine beating The Hand of the King on 3BC without a hit only for the achievement to be automatically denied by leaving touhou soundtrack mod turned on by accident

Dont know why people say its hard at the beginning on normal mode when you can beat it in 4 hours with good rng, I can definitely see it getting repetitive after a while but it compensates for it with an absolute marvelous gunplay, interesting guns, progressively harder stages and game difficulties. Hitting headshots feels very satisfying and movement is good with the only objection being the movement speed being a rather bit slow which is annoying especially when fighting bosses

Also the fact that the game gets 10x easier when in coop mode and how you need to use Soul Essence to revive yourself when playing solo instead of having like 3 free revives to make up for revives you'd normally get from your team.

angry spanish men screaming their lungs out on vc + ~20 hours of gameplay to get 1 character

I need therapy