Trappe aus dem Bando, Young Know Plug hat Extendo
Ich pull up in 'nem Lambo (scurr), die Lackfarbe ist Mango

wenn du nicht kämpfst hast du bereits verloren aber wenn du kämpfst hast du bereits noch nicht verloren

Am Valentinstag haben ich und mein Toaster ein Date mit meiner Badewanne

gimmie the thugshaker

mdma forms my jawline

1v1 edgeville no x4 dds spec

Hello, my name is Fernando.
I'm 37 years old and a single father of 4 from 2 failed marriages.
I lost at court both times, sadly.
They get to keep the sandwich makers and I am stuck with the kids.
Unfortunately I lost my job recently due to my company outsourcing to India. (May the black plague run rampant over there)

On top of that I had to file for bankruptcy a couple days ago caused by the sandwich makers taking half of my net worth each involuntarily visit at the court, and due to me losing my job. (Thanks Rajesh)
I'm close to hanging myself with my belt. (Have to use my belt because I can't afford to buy rope)

https://www.tiktok.com/@davidfrost2461/video/6965687062745894149

the return of crumblejon

Mein geist ist abgehärtet ich trinke nur noch red bull und betreibe 18 stunden am tag krafttraining

Am Valentinstag haben ich und mein Toaster ein Date mit meiner Badewanne

im drinking tequila shots from espresso cups

Berlin, 30. April 1945.

Die Welt brennt, Deutschland liegt in Schutt und Asche,
und Japan geht es auch nicht mehr so gut.
Aber einer lässt sich nicht unterkriegen.

Im Führerbunker brennt noch Licht...

I've said it before. I want to be a tiny asian girl. Alas I was born as a big black male. :(

Listen, you are gay because you're attracted to men. I'm gay because I hate women. We are not the same. Stop pretending you are superior.

walks from lumbridge to ge

𝔒𝔥 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔤𝔬𝔡, ℑ 𝔞𝔠𝔠𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔥 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲 𝔞 𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔠𝔨 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔟𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔰...𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔢 𝔦𝔱!! '𝔏𝔢𝔰𝔱...𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔨? 𝔥𝔞𝔥𝔞 ℑ 𝔧𝔢𝔰𝔱, 𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔢 𝔦𝔱...𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔢 𝔠𝔯𝔞𝔳𝔢... 𝔥𝔞𝔥𝔞 𝔫𝔞𝔶, 𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔥 𝔦𝔱...'𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔱?

you're next

pc has been successfully assimilated

Ich begrüße meinen Professor mit einem assalamu aleykum und rechts links kuss

chefs kiss...? (´･ω･`) no way.... do they? seriously....?

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Its a Kris

walks into the scandinavian mcdjønalds

orders a hæmbjørger

hello itz me

best norwegian friend

only ocelot comments on my profile :'(

pass the coma pills bro

h

"all war is based" - tsun tzu

born to ♥♥♥♥, forced to wipe (standing)

pls queen just a crumble of jon. . .

CRUMBLEJON GAMING

Have you ever heard of the Greek hero Bophades? His story is similar to the story of Achilles. When he was a child his father held him by the groin and dipped him in the river Styx, as to make him invincible in battle. However, just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. Because his father held him by the groin, this was where he became vulnerable. In the case of Achilles, this was his heel, so you may have heard of an Achilles heel, or the Achilles’ tendon, but I bet you have never heard of Bophades nuts.

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I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

post-nut smooth brain

Der mit dem Nеgеr tanzt

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n word

n word

p-pwease aiwshot me wif evewy owiginal u own.. !! (●´ω｀●)ゞ

best norske boi

krisu hai

best rs player to ever live

gay

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