I only slap fight friends.

Hey keep your slapfight off of my profile, this is a friends only zone

Bring it on kiwi

I'll breaking ur legs.

Breaking news.

Definitely not Stephen Colbert.

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered.
And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly.

The best white friend a brown guy could have. Kinda.

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I don't remember if I left a comment here.

rude

Snibby is in your house, ♥♥♥♥♥! You hear that ♥♥♥♥♥♥?! Your grubby-ass is goin' down! Like way down--dead down... so down you ain't even gonna know which way is up!
Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skanky-ass mum! Oh mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us! ♥♥♥♥ you! I'm gonna whup your momma's ass! Woo!

Snibeti snab, I'm a crab. Crab crab crab.

hi

clobs dont die

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Am I allowed to comment here?

Miss you~

Lel

Add me as a friend boo <3
Much Love, Mana.

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