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2009 Renault Modus 3 May @ 9:05am 
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH ALLAH'S MOTHER WHILE ASTRAL PROJECTING!!!!!!!

I thought a good way to damage allah would be having sexual relations with his mother. I summoned her and we got down to business. God, that ass was juicy and she also had that gorilla grip ♥♥♥♥♥. Anyway, after I came inside her she revealed that she was allah the entire time.

This was the worst decision I had ever made. Now I'm gay and allah drained all my xp. I highly recommend doing all the main and side quests before the allah bossfight. Stay safe and keep grinding.
Javier💎 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:06am 
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󠀡󠀡 24 Dec, 2020 @ 11:12am 
Merry Christmas <3
󠀡󠀡 17 Nov, 2020 @ 2:53am 
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★ WaffleStart ★ 12 Apr, 2019 @ 1:14pm 
hey, im the spy from BC. Would like for you to accept
❅✮nurse✮❅ 12 Mar, 2019 @ 12:22am 
added for etf2l - want ask for scrim
shitass 18 Feb, 2019 @ 2:34pm 
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shitass 9 Oct, 2018 @ 4:00am 
+rep
I needed some pills so I went to the YMCA, they did not gave me the pills I wanted
I was not in the YMCA but in the YECM

165/2 would have fun by this guy again
Goatzee 8 Jul, 2018 @ 12:33pm 
Funniest guy ever
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Painkiller 14 May, 2018 @ 8:25am 
+rep memelord
ear malfunction 5 May, 2018 @ 7:38am 
added for a scrim
OmerSH06 27 Mar, 2018 @ 8:11am 
lol
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Heist 28 May, 2017 @ 4:55am 
get danked
PutinYourSavior 21 Apr, 2017 @ 11:14am 
+REP
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just do it 1 Jan, 2017 @ 9:41am 
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just do it 30 Nov, 2016 @ 6:19am 
+rep rly noice player knows all the memes.
בלמ"ז 14 Nov, 2016 @ 8:12am 
+rep good trader