"I'm built like a pair of AND1 gym shorts."

"Off you ♥♥♥♥, you crested duck."

"Wait, you you don't have a bathroom gun?"

"He lives out of spite, just because so many people want him dead. His mere existence brings them pain."

"You know pigeons explode after sex? At least, the one I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ did."

"Sleep is great, it's like death without the commitment."

"My PC is so powerful it gives me a buff against poor people."

"7.25 an hour, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up over there."

"Playing Wraith is a gateway to being an absentee father."

Yup, it's a horse. You can move along now.