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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 11:52am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 3:43am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 3:51am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 3:53am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 3:57am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2021 @ 2:57am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 4:26am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2021 @ 3:08am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2021 @ 2:18am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 1:45am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2021 @ 11:30am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2021 @ 11:47am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 8:43am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 1:54am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 1:44am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 11:59am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 2:10pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 11:36am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 1:22am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2021 @ 1:26am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 1:52am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 7:16am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2021 @ 11:23am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2021 @ 6:35am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:00am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 9:21am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 1:57am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 4:17am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 10:36pm