Sucking ♥♥♥♥ aint just for the gays any more, fellas. Its a very useful bartering tool that I have personally employed for the last decade.But you're going to want to hone your skills first before putting them into play.When you feel comfortable, get together with some buddies for a suck session and critique each other.A few months ago, I applied for a position at Jersey Mike's Subs. The manager told me Iwas grossly unqualified and one of the most incompetent people he's ever met. He was singing a different tune after I tickled my tonsils with the tip of his prick. Ive been making subs thirteen hours a week ever since. But it doesn't end there. You can use your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prowess to conquer many of lifes little obstacles. Got pulled over for speeding? Suck that ♥♥♥♥! Long line at the market? Suck your way to the front! Wife mad at you for sucking so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hers! Its 2017 boys and it's time to relinquish your homophobic tendencies. Swallow your pride, then swallow that load!

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