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👹 ✬ 🥞 out a sword I'd like to see you get up there with your Bic. 🎈🐟⛳
🐟 🐛 📘 🌸 🎁 🕺 👑 🎍 💙 📕 👔 🎄 👳 🏀 🌏 🍖
Come, landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it does run over,
Tonight we will all merry be -- tomorrow we'll get sober.
-- John Fletcher, "The Bloody Brother", II, 2
Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty.
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Action Required: Turn glass other way up so that open end points
toward ceiling.
Symptom: Feet warm and wet.
Fault: Improper bladder control.
Action Required: Go stand next to nearest dog. After a while complain
to the owner about its lack of house training and
demand a beer as compensation.
-- Bar Troubleshooting
📣 🌳 😺 🐳 🚙 💗 🐝 🎽 💚 🎈 🚗 👾 📗 📀 🥞 💄
ЖДИ ВАКА!