This was a triumph.

I'm making a note here, "HUGE SUCCESS".
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture science: We do what we must because we can, for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead, but there's no point crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake, and the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry; I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

And tore me to pieces.

And threw every piece into a fire.

As it burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you, now these points of data make a beautiful line, and we're out of beta we're releasing on time, and I'm GLaD; I got burned, think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me, I think I'd prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe black mesa. That was a joke, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.

Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's science to do, when I look out there it makes me GLaD, I'm not you; there's research to be done there are experiments to run on the people who are still alive.

And believe me I am still alive.

I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.

And when you're dieing I'll be still alive.

And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Still alive,

Still alive,

Still alive.
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OH, we're knights of the round table, we dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable,
We dine well here in Camelot we eat ham and jam and spam a lot!

We're knights of the round table, our shows are formidable.
But many times we're given rhymes that are quite unsingable,
We're opera mad in Camelot we sing from the diaphragm a lot!

In war we're tough and able, quite indefatiguable,
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable, it's a busy life in Camelot...

I have to push the pram a lot!

I typed that out with my nose once...
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Fear me and my almighty memorising powers!

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Oh, and Freeman, BOOYAH! The Ymbirtt has accomplished the Basic Science Achievement.

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