Representative Leader of the British Colony in the Dwarven Lands of Yogtazia and servant of the true Monarch Queen Elizabeth II

It ain't good if it ain't British

On 5th August 2020, the Dwarf king was hacked by a yankee doodle sack of ♥♥♥♥. Here was the elegant response sent back to the miserable cretin via a loyal comrade to the Dwarven Cause:

"A few problems with your story by the way chap, it seems you did me an old sneaky one. you and i conversed earlier today over a report of $100, of stolen items. You then told me to buy a $100 steam voucher, and use it on CSDeals.com .
After failing to comply with thine request, you've appeared to taken it upon yourself to harass my colleagues and friends alike, i henceforth formally demand you cease and desist further operations, before i am forced to take this matter up with the local constabulary of Massachusetts.
It is indeed unfortunate i have to use my private airplane to transport my person to the colonies once more, as it indeed is a horrid and desolate place, filled with crime and rebellious persons, who does not enjoy the fine art of tea. A final notice, dollars are the currency of barbarians, the true currency of the civilised world is indeed pounds sterling, and the queen hath decreed.
Good day old boy."

-Signed King Yog whom sits on his throne wearing a crown of Strongbow Dark Fruits. Upon the helm a badge reads:"Birthday Girl"
He takes a beer and with his left hand, gives his verdict on how his kingdom is doing.