Senaste recensioner av YellowPie84

Got game
Got an aincent to ~lv 10
Got 1.0
Aincent is now lv 800
10/10

*Bought Game
*Found Secrets
*Found Chest that was jealous I opened other chests
*Replayed game without opening other chests
*Flipped table while trying to do so
*Opened chest
*Got all the stuff from chests I passed
*Played through the game
*Pressed myself against avery wall to find secrets
*Found secret chest that makes me shoot frog heads
*Cured secret person
*Rekt final boss
*Married secret boss
*Reloaded save, married frog head
*Found out I didn't 100%
*Flipped table again

10/10

sadly I do not have Windows 90000000, a Very fast processor that can play 9000 songs per second 999 GB of dedotated WAM, a Special Graphics Card That Makes Music Look Like Cool 3D For No Reason, or a Sound Card That Makes The Music Sound Like A Live Orchestra Even Though It's Not. It's still the best game that's really dlc that's really just mp3 files.

I counted � dogs.

This is the most insane, complicated, and crazy game I have ever played.
And I freakin' LOVE it.

SO SLOW. Unless you know what you are doing, this will likely be the slowest game you have ever played. Trust me. I saw these reviews saying, "This is a slow game," and thought it wouldn't be for be. It was. In the few, slow, stuttery hours I played, I got through about an in game day and a half.