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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2019 @ 10:49am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2019 @ 12:25pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 3:11am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2020 @ 8:55am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2019 @ 6:57am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 8:19am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 11:40am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2019 @ 10:52am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2019 @ 7:37am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 8:40am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 8:38am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2019 @ 9:22am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2019 @ 11:34am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 11:41am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2019 @ 10:58am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2019 @ 12:49pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2019 @ 12:26pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2019 @ 10:42am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2019 @ 4:37am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2019 @ 7:45am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2019 @ 7:00am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2019 @ 9:57am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2019 @ 6:45am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2019 @ 1:38pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 9:22am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 4:15am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 10:20am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 4:46am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 10:21am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2019 @ 11:05am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 8:09am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2019 @ 10:35am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 4:13am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 11:41am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2019 @ 3:20am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 11:35am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2019 @ 9:12am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 10:47am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2020 @ 8:25am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:31am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 9:54am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 10:25am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 10:58am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 2:15am



Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.