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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 12:21am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 12:21am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 3:16am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2014 @ 1:38am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 1:09am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 1:33am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2016 @ 7:07am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 8:16am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 8:16am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2014 @ 5:42am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 7:16am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 12:21am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 8:42am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2014 @ 5:42am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2014 @ 10:28am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 12:21am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2014 @ 9:32am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 6:18am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 11:37pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 4:03am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 2:06am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 2:06am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2014 @ 2:05am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2014 @ 10:29am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2015 @ 8:06am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2015 @ 8:06am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2015 @ 8:06am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 12:21am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2014 @ 3:14am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2014 @ 5:54am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2014 @ 12:21am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2015 @ 8:06am



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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